Get Ready for Christmas
You could say I’m an elf. Maybe not physically, because my ears aren’t particularly pointy and while I’m short, I can at least blend in with other regular-sized humans, but emotionally, I’ve reached elf-status. Call me cliché or childish, but I think Christmas is the greatest of all the holidays. Though I understand it’s a giant consumerist ploy to drain American adults of their hard-earned money, that fact doesn’t stop me from launching into Christmas festivities every December. So, in preparation for this glorious holiday, I’ve created a list of ways that you can get into the Christmas spirit.
1) Make a Christmas playlist.
First and foremost, everyone must make a Christmas playlist. When it’s snowing outside and everyone is sitting around the dinner table rolling out those pre-made, reindeer and Santa-shaped sugar cookies, listening to rap music or Britney Spears just doesn’t have the same cheery effect. The best Christmas playlists include a variety of songs from different eras. Some basic suggestions:
- Santa Baby by Madonna (a good pick if you can get past its creepiness)
- All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey (my all-time favorite, judge all you like)
- You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft (gotta get some movie soundtracks in there)
- Anything from Michael Buble’s Christmas album (the man’s got a Christmas voice)
- Underneath the Tree by Kelly Clarkson (Kelly Clarkson is my musical drug, so I’m biased with this one, but it’s a new single and you should all go check it out)
2) Buy/Build a gingerbread house.
Pre-made cookies are not the only sugary good that define the Christmas season. Gingerbread houses also make for a fun family-bonding event. To clarify, I don’t mean full-sized gingerbread houses. If you have the patience to attempt such a project and the self-control not to eat it along the way, then props to you, but I tend to go for the smaller, more manageable gingerbread structure. Even if the frosting doesn’t mix right and the walls don’t stay up for more than 2 seconds and in the end, you end up staring at a pile of gooey gingerbread panels that looks more like a stack of logs than an edible treat, you can say that you tried and that’s all that matters.
3) Decorate. Decorate everything.
As much as I hate walking through the aisles of CVS in October and seeing decorations for holidays inappropriately far in advance, I believe it’s also important to stock up on these decorations for when the actual holiday rolls around. And don’t limit yourself to decorating your house. Decorate cookies. Decorate the sidewalk with Christmas chalk drawings. Decorate your face with red and green makeup. Decorate your soul with the Christmas spirit.
4) Watch a Christmas special, or 10, or 100.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A Christmas Story. A Charlie Brown Christmas. There are so many heart-warming Christmas movies out there, it’s hard to list them all. And don’t even get me started on Elf. It would getit’s own number if I had room.
5) Create a gift list idea for other people.
Receiving gifts on Christmas is only half the fun. The only thing better than the weeks leading up to Christmas is finding the perfect present for someone you love, whether it’s a gag gift or a serious item that they’ve been needing for awhile. Once you spot that antique typewriter that your hipster brother has been looking for, everything about life seems to fall into place.
6) Start a countdown.
Countdowns can be a very powerful force in nature, if the New Year’s Eve ball drop tradition is any indication. They can both ease the mind (i.e. 10 more minutes until I can escape this English class on Medieval Dinner Plates) and incite anticipation (i.e. 2 more days until I can order my tickets for Lord of the Rings on ice). Advent calendars can also be an acceptable substitution for such events. A friend of a friend (definitely not me) mentioned that Neopets has a good advent calendar, but I don’t know for sure. (I do. It does.)
7) Bust out the seasonal drinks/food.
Nearly every respectable establishment offers some sort of special Christmas meal or drink. Mint hot chocolate. Pumpkin spice latte. EGGNOG. Then pair that with Christmas munchkins or candy canes and you’ve got yourself a meal.
8) Be jolly.
This is perhaps the most important rule of all. In the end, Christmas is not about spending enormous amounts of money or spoiling your children/parents/grandparents/significant other. Rather, it’s about coming together and celebrating all of the good parts of life. The best thing you can do to prepare for Christmas is just be happy. It’s the one time of the year where you don’t have to hate on humanity (which is what I do 95% of the time). Take advantage of it. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, after all
‘Tis The Season’ _ Jimmy Buffet
Born on Christmas, it seems apropos that Jimmy Buffett would be the perfect person to perform your holiday favorites! 20 years after his platinum-plus selling holiday album, Jimmy returns with a new installment, soon to be a classic! Recorded in 6 cities while on breaks during his 2016 summer tour, the 13-track album includes 9 traditional songs, 3 new originals, and a very special parrot head version of the ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’.
Label: Mailboat Records – MBV 2166
Format: Vinyl, LP, Album, White Vinyl
Released: 06 Dec 2016
Genre: Pop, Folk, World, & Country
|1.||“Wonderful Christmastime“||Paul McCartney||4:00|
|2.||“Jingle Bell Rock“||Joe Beal, Jim Boothe||2:10|
|3.||“All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth“||Donald Yetter Gardner||2:39|
|4.||“Drivin’ the Pig (Manejando el Cerdo)”||Jimmy Buffett, Roger Guth, Peter Mayer||3:47|
|5.||“The Twelve Days of Christmas (Parrothead Version)”||3:50|
|6.||“What I Didn’t Get for Christmas”||Mac McAnally||2:36|
|7.||“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree“||Johnny Marks||2:04|
|8.||“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer“||Marks||3:32|
|9.||“Santa Stole Thanksgiving”||Buffett, Guth, Mayer||2:35|
|10.||“Mele Kalikimaka” (feat. Jake Shimabukuro)||Robert Alexander Anderson||2:39|
|11.||“Winter Wonderland” (feat. Robert Greenidge)||Richard B. Smith||3:20|
|12.||“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” (feat. NadirahShakoor)||Frank Loesser||2:54|
|13.||“White Christmas“||Irving Berlin||3:10|